Slam Jammer

When your penis slams into a another penis and gets Brutally annihilated from the inside

I accidentally got into a slam jammer last night

by Slam Jammer May 28, 2019

slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.

Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!

by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003

Texas Slamhammer

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.

“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”

by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

by Monkey December 12, 2003

spamjammer

noun. A person that sends a noxious amount of unsolicited email.

That spamjammer sends more than 100 versions of his vile spam using the same list.

by Ovation Leader April 15, 2008

slamhammered

The state of severe intoxication which transforms normal girls into slampieces for the evening.

- "Dude, she was slamhammered last night and she wanted me so bad."

- "Did you get hit it?"

- "Fuck yeah man! I was ready for round two."

by PittPantherGirl21 May 27, 2010