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Skullscuses

A completely fabricated story about why someone is unable to do something they swore up and down they would do.
Person A: “I’ll be at next training I promise.”
Person A next day: “Guys I was attacked by a killer rat who bit off my finger so I won’t be at training.”
Person B: “Thats totally some Skullscuses.”
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swollhouse 

a huge ridiculously strong dude. probably roided a ton in high school or currently is in high school roiding.
That dude's a swollhouse, he benchpresses the benchpress.
swollhouse by huge mcguge September 30, 2010

skulldougery 

a blowjob. the sucking of a penis. oral. also known as a doug, douger, skull or dougery.
Bro: last night you get a skulldougery? Other Bro: yeah bro she gave me a good doug.
skulldougery by Giantsfan92 December 9, 2012