Skrrrrddd 

Imagine you’re ice skating. And you want to stop. But you can’t. So you try use the boards to stop you. But you’re going too fast. Skrrrdddd is the sound effect that would be associated with the moments your realize you’re about to go face first in to the glass and wipe the fuck out with a possibility of a concussion.

Friend: “Did you shoot your shot with Chelsea”

Me: “I slid into her DMs went a little hard with a picture of me riding a horse, and I ended up skrrrrddding hard”

Skrrrrddd by STRAIGHT PIMPIN son January 28, 2019

Word To My Skrrrrrrdada 

Heavy Agreeing.

"I used to know what skrrrrdada means. Now I forgot."
"Word To My Skrrrrrrdada."

Word To My Skrrrrrrdada by Obi Aselton January 10, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016