Skrrrrddd

Imagine you’re ice skating. And you want to stop. But you can’t. So you try use the boards to stop you. But you’re going too fast. Skrrrdddd is the sound effect that would be associated with the moments your realize you’re about to go face first in to the glass and wipe the fuck out with a possibility of a concussion.

Friend: “Did you shoot your shot with Chelsea”

Me: “I slid into her DMs went a little hard with a picture of me riding a horse, and I ended up skrrrrddding hard”