Skreezy 

Adj. {descriptive word}

A) Someone who is super gross, never showers, and has hair that always looks very dirty and oily.

B) A grown-ass person who doesn't care about their appearance and deliberately chooses not to bathe for extended periods of time resulting in them physically looking extremely dirty and, their hair, excessively oily.
C) A portmanteau (or a blend) of the words Skanky and greasy.

Girl, I hate that you've been sick but you need to clean yourself up because you look a little skreezy right now.

Skreezy by BoostedSnooter423 July 15, 2022

screezy 

scrap and beezy put together

geza girl got hit up by a screezy

screezy by nukka from the 831 February 29, 2008

Skweezy Jibbs 

An internet comedian sensation.

YO I JUST PEEPED DAT NEW SKWEEZY JIBBS VIDEO AND IT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS DAWG!

Skweezy Jibbs by TrafficpIlla January 27, 2010

Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank 

Your garden variety whore who has Bleach Blonde hair on the top and Black underneath. This person usually is married but sleeps with anything that will talk to her. They are usually broke off their ass with several kids, gets fired from jobs, get cars repoed on a routine basis along with getting their heat shut up and about 100 collection calls a day.

They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.

They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.

This person just basically sucks at life!

Heidi is such a Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank, you think she'd keep her legs closed so she doesn't get knocked up again. Looks like I'll be paying for this baby too since she's a welfare case.

Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha

Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010

Skeezy 

The quality of being sketchy or of dubious origin. A skeezy guy is the kind that you're not quite sure where they came from, but they tend to be the oily, used car salesman types. A skeezy chick shares the dubious origin, and is likely the kind you find passed out at a party or in a bar that when she wakes up, goes home with the nearest guy.

Additionally, objects can be skeezy, especially foods and furniture. Skeezy foods are the kind that could be perfectly safe and just smell funny, or be so old and grotesque that you'll die from eating it. Skeezy furniture is the kind that bums sleep on or is in common areas that people are known to have sex in.

Dude, I wouldn't ask that guy for directions, he looks kinda skeezy.

I totally took home that Brittany chick from our Lit class.
Brittany? That girl is pretty skeezy, you might wanna go get tested.

Man, Anya eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe.

Whoa, I wouldn't sit there, that couch is kinda skeezy.

Skeezy by JossyWheckadoniaca June 22, 2009

Streezy 

A fire arm.

"I take a hit of that beezy and pop that clip up in my streezy, cause livin life in tha 2-0-6 aint never been easy"

- Full Time Soldiers - the 2-0-6 is trying to kill me

Streezy by s pizzle April 11, 2009

jump skeezy 

a rather loose woman, easily convinced into sex, and always prepared for such.

Ramon: i fucked that bitch Quita last night
Casper: Damn! didn't you meet her last night
Ramon: hell yeah, she was a jump skeezy

jump skeezy by caz money November 27, 2007