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Skootle, a skootle is a person who likes to eat pudding with skittles or other assorted candies in them. Typically a scootle gets some sort of sensation out of this
Eww he is eating pudding with skittles he is a skootle
Skootle by reererererererererer August 16, 2019
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To move along and more importantly a cute way of pronouncing scuttle.
Why don’t we skootle on over there! What a great spot to skootle too
Skootle by Krisbee September 20, 2023

bob skootle 

doggy style posistion
i bob skootled ponti last night.
bob skootle by bob beezly October 30, 2008
A person who intentionally or unintentionally causes issues which annoy you.
(can also mean)
A person who will never amount to anything in life.
(or)
An older but very immature woman who will do anything to get attention sexually.
Melanie spent most of her life sitting around the house all day thinking of ways to hurt people and trying her best to look hot in the hopes of getting attention of all the males around her.
Little did she know as she focused all of her energy on meaningless things she became a skooter.
Skooter by CrumBumMidgetPants February 16, 2010
the act of projecting Skittles out of your cock at high velocity
When Chuck Norris climaxes, he skottles a full rainbow.
skottle by I'm jazzed and amped March 28, 2011
A person highly intoxicated on meth or stimulants.
After Jonny pilfered for hours after getting skooted all morning.
skooted by C M 2 September 25, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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