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Skooter
A person who intentionally or unintentionally causes issues which annoy you.
(can also mean)
A person who will never amount to anything in life.
(or)
An older but very immature woman who will do anything to get attention sexually.
(can also mean)
A person who will never amount to anything in life.
(or)
An older but very immature woman who will do anything to get attention sexually.
Melanie spent most of her life sitting around the house all day thinking of ways to hurt people and trying her best to look hot in the hopes of getting attention of all the males around her.
Little did she know as she focused all of her energy on meaningless things she became a skooter.
Little did she know as she focused all of her energy on meaningless things she became a skooter.
Skooter by CrumBumMidgetPants February 16, 2010
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Skooter leak
(Girl sitting with leg up while on the golf cart)
man walking by: Dude, did you pee your pants???
Girl: no!!! It's your brother's nut, leaking out of my skooter! aka: skooter leak
man walking by: Dude, did you pee your pants???
Girl: no!!! It's your brother's nut, leaking out of my skooter! aka: skooter leak
Skooter leak by curtain convention October 14, 2009
Skooter
Also called a Snail Trail. The act of sliding ones vagina across the face of an unsuspecting victim, usually one who is passed out from acute alcohol sleeps. Similar to the male version called Tea Bagging.
Skooter by Asymptotical October 17, 2014
Skooter
Skooter by annonomistafer May 2, 2008
skoobear
a very hartworming person who loves people .kind,sweet, cute , very lovable, fun to hang oout with . if u dont like her then go to hell. because i love her
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