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A person who intentionally or unintentionally causes issues which annoy you.
(can also mean)
A person who will never amount to anything in life.
(or)
An older but very immature woman who will do anything to get attention sexually.
Melanie spent most of her life sitting around the house all day thinking of ways to hurt people and trying her best to look hot in the hopes of getting attention of all the males around her.
Little did she know as she focused all of her energy on meaningless things she became a skooter.
Skooter by CrumBumMidgetPants February 16, 2010

Skooter leak 

The cum that leaks out of a woman's freshly fucked vagina.
(Girl sitting with leg up while on the golf cart)

man walking by: Dude, did you pee your pants???

Girl: no!!! It's your brother's nut, leaking out of my skooter! aka: skooter leak
Skooter leak by curtain convention October 14, 2009
Also called a Snail Trail. The act of sliding ones vagina across the face of an unsuspecting victim, usually one who is passed out from acute alcohol sleeps. Similar to the male version called Tea Bagging.
Driver totally Skootered Lora at the after party. I think Lora was awake and enjoying it though.
Skooter by Asymptotical October 17, 2014
generally a cruel person who enjonys punching others in the throut and calling wight people niggars
Whats up skooter.

Fuck you skooter boy.
Skooter by annonomistafer May 2, 2008

scoobster 

Retard who is signed up to reload network servers LMFAO
Monil, my server is all wong (wah):'(

Love Scoobster
scoobster by Darbz March 2, 2005
a very hartworming person who loves people .kind,sweet, cute , very lovable, fun to hang oout with . if u dont like her then go to hell. because i love her
Me: Dude i love skoobear

Bob:Dude wheres my car

Me: How can u be thinking bout ur car when i just said i like her?
Bob: Becasue i could care less
Me:Go to hell then!!
skoobear by monitt February 4, 2010