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stabbity 

inclined to stab or appearing inclined to stab, at persons or things through aggravation or other stabworthy moods.
I'm so fucking pissed off at my job that I just want to go stabbity on my coworkers
stabbity by drunkenmarauder January 22, 2008

stabbity doll 

Creepy-ass antique doll that looks like it will come to life and kill you while you're sleeping. If this thing is in the guest room where you're supposed to sleep, you will *not* be able to fall asleep because you're listening for the tappity tappity of tiny little shoes. Has those creepy eyes that open and shut; one of the eyes is inevitably wonky so it looks like it's winking at you as if to say, "night-night!"

Variation: Stabbity Nana Doll; same thing but with human hair from your dead Nana. Bonus points if said doll has actual human teeth as well.
That stabbity doll I saw on stark. raving. mad. mommy. is the creepiest thing I have seen in the whole history of ever.
stabbity doll by starkravingmadMommy November 19, 2010

stabbity 

1) having the stabbing nature; excessively tending towards repeated stabbing motions

2) pernicious and beastly; irritating in the extreme; prickly in nature
"Damn, I bought these pants and cut off the tags, but there's still this stabbity little tag dangly embedded in a seam: can't get it out."

"She's a stabbity little whore, isn't she? Doesn't let the slightest thing go without a snarky comment."
stabbity by Firebottle December 20, 2004

Skibbitypap 

The action of a cat or kitten paw-slapping someone repeatedly. Cat slaps with paws, kitten slaps with paws.
Kitty wasn’t fed in time, so she gave her owner a skibbitypap as punishment.
Skibbitypap by Ziff Webster January 22, 2022
A woman with loose morals who is prone to casual sex after ingesting alcohol.
"I can't believe you took that skibbity home from the bar last night!"
skibbity by Dances with Skibbities February 2, 2012

shibbity shabbity shwank 

Used when a need for randomness, or silence breaking is required. An answer when non is relevant
1.
Joe: ...
Joe: ...
You: Shibbity Shabbity Shwank.
Joe: True dat

2.
El: So are you a virgin?

You: Shibbity Shabbity Shwank.

El: Cool