Skittermunk

A rodent the size of a squirrel with chipmunk descent and facial features of a rat. Known for the squirrelish acts and desire to eat anything. Often seen in shady places or dark alleys and under porches.

Man, that skittermunk dun bit my nail off.

Them skittermunks ran off with my porch.

by RustyEmporium May 11, 2017