I wish I could tell you more perfect news, but were in a rating system here, and the key factor is "sensationalism". They've got you running around in circles, 9-5, and 5-9. Your mine, I tell you what they want you to know, and you concider it the truth. NOBODY IS OPENING THEIR EYES, OUR WHOLE ECONOMY IS DEPLETING THE WORLD OF OUR LIVES AND NATURAL RESOURCES. AND ARE YOU HAPPY. COME ON, I WORK FOR THE SYSTEM!
adj.- A universally accepted term described as being pleasurable on a legendary magnitude. Something so desirable to the senses that one might be stunned. Being left with a sensation that leaves one desiring no other emotion thereafter.
"You're TPS reports looked stunsational this quarter!"
"Those wheels are so stunsational I have to sit down."
"That fedora the guy driving the Evo was wearing drained all the stunsationalism out of the room."