It is a common pet hamster, skinned and dried. The skin has a little cape mounted on the back, we leave the head in tacked, to wrest on the head of the penis. You can get a hockey helmet, safety hat, foot ball helmet, or a motocross helmet put on the hamsters head. They are socially accepted, so feel free to walk in public only wearing your hamster skin dick cape.

Yo man, you going to that HSDC party?
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC

Hamster Skin Dick Cape by joe920joe October 17, 2011

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tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

tree skin dick by libby2013 July 7, 2016

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Dick-Skin Condom

A decorative condom with images designed for comical effect. Can be flavored according to design.
Popular Images:
R2-D2
Wii Remote
Duff Beer Bottle
Duff Beer Can
Chipotle Burrito
Hot Dog (with bun)
Shotgun (for Pump-Action)
Baseball Bat
Banana
Carrot
A Larger Man's Penis

Beer_Baron and Explicit_D used their Dick-Skin condoms on Chad during the recording of 2 Chimps on a Davenport.

Dick-Skin Condom by The Interrupter February 1, 2010

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Tighter than dick skin

Extremely tight, often in reference to the fit of clothing.

This Yanni t-shirt is tighter than dick skin!

Tighter than dick skin by L Wrong Hubbard January 14, 2017

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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