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Munkes i skideren 

Skal du munkes i skideren?

Asking someone if they want to get penetrated by anal sex.
Danish: Yo bitch, skal du munkes i skideren? Danish

English: Yo bitch, wanna get fucked in the ass? English
Munkes i skideren by Swaggerm8 October 28, 2015

spidertell 

The realization of not being able to afford a large amount of arachnids for household infestation purposes.
The spidertell was too much for him to handle; his prank was ruined.
spidertell by Mayonnaise Banana April 24, 2021

spidertasking 

like multitasking, but with a minimum of 6 tasks going on at any one time.
Man: "oh yeah I'm pretty busy, gets a bit much working on so many things at the same time."
Woman: "oh yeah, women are much better at multitasking than men"
Man: "uh, yeah look, I can multitask with the best of them, but spidertasking is a whole other world entirely."
spidertasking by Hame.ish August 15, 2006
A person who is half of what is defined as a “skid” and then takes it a step further to make ones own appearance dirtier
That (insert name) is a next level... skidirt
skidirt by Linyjo February 17, 2021

Spidertwist

When the girl is in a crawling position giving a man satisfying oral sex. She must be in a spider-like stance. As she gives the man's genitalia their necessary dues she must twist her head in a twist-like fashion. This procedure usually costs over $70. Also lube on the forehead is optional.
She is my girlfriend because she gives me an awesome spidertwist while wearing a sailor hat..
Spidertwist by sndefinitions March 6, 2010

spidert0ast 

best person in the world, the most pretty of all people
spidert0ast is my favorite person<3
spidert0ast by sidghost May 4, 2021