spidert0ast 

best person in the world, the most pretty of all people

spidert0ast is my favorite person<3

spidert0ast by sidghost May 4, 2021

spidertasking 

like multitasking, but with a minimum of 6 tasks going on at any one time.

Man: "oh yeah I'm pretty busy, gets a bit much working on so many things at the same time."
Woman: "oh yeah, women are much better at multitasking than men"
Man: "uh, yeah look, I can multitask with the best of them, but spidertasking is a whole other world entirely."

spidertasking by Hame.ish August 15, 2006

Spidertwist

When the girl is in a crawling position giving a man satisfying oral sex. She must be in a spider-like stance. As she gives the man's genitalia their necessary dues she must twist her head in a twist-like fashion. This procedure usually costs over $70. Also lube on the forehead is optional.

She is my girlfriend because she gives me an awesome spidertwist while wearing a sailor hat..

Spidertwist by sndefinitions March 6, 2010