Ski-Douche 

That asshole at the boat launch that fails to understand the right-of-way.

That Ski-Douche at the launch took up the ramp before he was even ready to launch.

Ski-Douche by OldCola September 2, 2015

skudouche 

A form of birth control, deriving from the art of cunnilingus, and inspired by the ancient Indian tradition of sucking snake venom from a wound. Skudouching is when one person sucks ejaculate from the vaginal cavity in hopes of preventing pregnancy. This method has been proven to be approximately 3% effective.

Sorry, I didn't pull out in time, so I guess its your lucky day, i'll skudouche you.

skudouche by OG Skudoucher May 26, 2008

Skadouche 

Anything and everything. Skadouche originally came from Kung Fu Panda but has expanded into a word of unlimited meanings. It can be an adjective, noun, verb, adverb (anything!). One just simply replaces any word with a form of skadouche and hilarity ensues.

1. He skadouched in my eye!
2. That dude is a skadouchebag
3. Skadouche me later!
4. Lets skadouche
5. that was skadouchin awesome
6. I was skadouching with kyle last night and then he skadouchin left to pick up some more skadouche.

Skadouche by KVVA June 23, 2008

Skadouchebag 

Weirdo, crazy, creepy, needy and mosty just do not want a “skadouchebag” anywhere near me.

Get away from me you skadouchebag.

Skadouchebag by Mr_NeverWrong December 22, 2018

skadouche 

a word used when in the presence of a panda using kung fu.

or

when a BURN is given, its the expression you say there after.

"Not the finger hold! You're bluffing.
I figured it out.
Skadouche."

or

"At least my phone isn't as ugly as your face. ohhh you've just been Skadouched."

skadouche by ChanClair June 12, 2008

Skidouchebag 

The only thing worse than being a douchebag.

Guy #1- Hey! Quit being such a douche!

Guy #2 - Whatever Skidouchebag!

Skidouchebag by That One Girl? December 11, 2011

skadouchebag 

(n) someone who quotes Jack Black movies way too much

after i went to see Kung Fu Panda i became a colossal skadouchebag

skadouchebag by donutlover57 March 13, 2011