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Skeptipole 

A feeling many strippers get when they are feeling skeptical about getting on the pole. Yet, everyone knows that in the end they will still grind the shit outta that pole.
Amber Flame: I know Stripping is my destiny, but i dont think i can do it.

Jasmine Ice: Bitch, dont be so Skeptipole.
Skeptipole by yeabuddy. December 2, 2011

sceptile 

A Pokemon that's like a big damn scary dinosaur.
Trainer: Sceptile, use Frenzy Plant!

Noob: Well, we're gonna die.
sceptile by Anony-Bro December 18, 2013

skeptileptic 

to convulsively disbelieve what someone is saying
John: 'There is no way you passed your law exam."

Tom: "I absolutely aced them. Stop being such a skeptileptic"
skeptileptic by savannahliscious November 22, 2011

Skeetile Disfunction 

Unable to skeet or ejaculate correctly; random skeeting direction.
Yo man I was with ma woman when all of a sudden I had an SD! (Skeetile Disfunction)
Skeetile Disfunction by Bluez March 9, 2008
A toxic online player who talks behind backs and doesnt care about the gameplay
Oh gosh we got a Septile on our team...
Septile by allaPvP December 17, 2018

skepticweeb 

that one gay twitter user thats extremely desperate.
skepticweeb dmd kotari again SMH
skepticweeb by Punk Queen February 13, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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