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Soft, softy, weak, inferior, peasant, sheep.
That was a shempel performance.

My gym teacher kept screaming shempel when I was trying to climb the rope.
Shempel by Joe mang March 19, 2014
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leo shepel 

a whinny little bitch who likes too annoy people.
hes such a fucking leo shepel
leo shepel by The smartasss June 7, 2016
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Shemele is ugly and stabbed u in the back who talks about this girl name Brianna don't be her friend she thinks she is all that but she is funny talented but mean talks about u on internet but can't say it to your face
She. Ain't your friend Brianna! Shemele rolls her eyes too much like....
shemele by Ilovetalking March 13, 2017

StempelMonster 

A big boy that cracks people's colar bones and accasionally farts.
Cartman from Southpark is a great example of a StempelMonster.
StempelMonster by Scoopsies December 21, 2007
A handsome young boy that has a big dick, and can take your girl.
The Shemuel just took your girl you salty ass nigga
shemuel by Negro2.0+fag December 22, 2018
when you think your getting the real thing, but its really not. It's disapointment...it's getting shemped!
Well the best example is when your all siked to watch the original three stooges....and you turn it on, and its shemp! other examples
my friends went last week to see the blink 182 concert..when they got there weezer filled in for them as the headliner...they got shemped!
Shemped by SomeGuyTshirt September 11, 2009
<noun> People who stand in line at a store while the reciept checker marks your reciept. People who do not stand up for their rights.
I flew by all those sheepel and man were they mad!
sheepel by Micheal Harvell September 16, 2006
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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