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Someone who is poor and doesn't have skeet
stfu you're skeetless
skeetless by CockAndBallToruture December 2, 2020
a term for when someone does not have popular CS:GO cheat gamesense.pub (also known as "skeet")

not many people have the cheat because it is an invite only cheat.
speaker1: "otcv3 is best csgo cheat"
speaker2: "lmao stfu nn you're skeetless"
skeetless by BigChungus14HvH August 26, 2021

Skeetless September 

For people who couldn’t make through No Nut November or Fapless February
Skeetless September by BWAJ November 21, 2018

skeetlecrow 

(noun) A bird you skeet on for shits and giggles.

*Tend to be girls of lesser intellect and or class, much like a breezy.
Bill: Did you see that asian bitch hes hanging with?
Ted: yeah, shes a skeetlecrow if i ever seen one.
skeetlecrow by swabyourears December 28, 2008

skeegress 

An Italian woman with the following traits:
-Bitchy
-Sadistic
-Double Crossing
-Loud
-Complaining
-Fake
-Harsh
-Cunt

-Derived from the term "Spaghetti Negress"

********* WARNING***********

Skeegresses appear to be beautiful on the outside (hot as fuck) So beware, for the greater the hotness, the darker the soul!

Alternative names:
- Guidette
- Hot Bitch
- Skiglet (Young Italian cunt)
-Melissa
"You've been hit by, you've struck by, a fucking skeegress"

"Your girlfriend is such a skeegress"

"Hey, your mom is a cunt...is she a skeegress"

"Dam shes hot, too bad shes shes a skeegress"
skeegress by Mast A. Swirl December 20, 2009

skeetress 

A modern day misstress. A woman enjoys getting skeeted on. Not your girlfriend but a girl who you can wield whenever you want.
"Hey I think that chick likes you Rox." "Yeah I dont think I wana date her but I'd defintly make her my skeetress"
skeetress by Bone Sabre January 14, 2008
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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