Skeet Train

A dirty ho that goes back and forth from place to place hauling the cum from its previous stops along the way

*sees Crystal arrive at man's house for sex as predicted by a friend* Wow you called it, that Crystal is a regular skeet train!"

Skeet Train by doesitlooklikeigiveafuck November 7, 2009

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skeetbrain

An extremely stupid person; a person who makes no sense. Invented by yours truly, it is catagorized as being a person who pretty much has nothing but cum or skeet for brains.

1) Dude, I should slap you for being such a damn skeetbrain.
2) Ugh, I wish that skeetbrain would shut the hell up.

skeetbrain by Yhani March 27, 2008

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Sweet Heart In Training

One, usually a young girl, who is kind and cute but has a mean side and evil streak. Thus, when somebody so potentially cute acts maliciously, they are excused as being a little "sweet heart in training" or a little "S.H.I.T."

Please forgive my Sweet Heart In Training for drowning your cat. We are working on her manners, the little S.H.I.T.

Sweet Heart In Training by SeanDogg21 May 9, 2011

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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