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Skeemin' 

1. "Skeem" One's specific unique style.

2. "Skeemin'" To contemplate one's style.
1. Look at that brother's color scheme, he's Skeemin' !
Skeemin' by Legion Family April 26, 2015
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Skeemin, adj. to play a guy or a girl.
That girl showed up to my room at 3 in the mornin, you know she was skeemin.

That guy has been in 3 different beds in 2 nights, he was skeemin like mad, man.
skeemin by Blueguy July 30, 2008
v. intr.
A secret or worddevious/word plan created by a wordshady/word person.
I shoulda knowed dat crazy skeeza was skeemin tuh git in muh wallet.
skeemin by KingBastard September 16, 2003
Plotting or scheming to get something or someone, usually with the intention of seeming innocuous. Doing or saying things specifically to get with someone, usually sexual. Hardcore mackin on someone to the extent of seeming sketchy or excessive.
That guy is mad skeemin on you, keeps sendin drinks over.

That lunchbox is totally skeemin on ma pizza, I can see him eyin it from here.

Yer totally skeemin on that dude, all up on his balls.

Man, he's totally skeemin for your number.
skeemin by ptree March 25, 2008

Skeemin' on cheeks 

A plot to make unwanted sexual advances on female butt cheeks.
Man CJ was sure Skeemin' on cheeks last night. Did you see him bowling ball grip that girls asshole?
Skeemin' on cheeks by Spicoli4420 February 7, 2009

What to do when yo niggah skeemin

You boyfriend is a cheater therefore you have to cut his penis of and feed it to his mom
Wow this boy thing he cute what to do when yo niggah skeemin a voice in my head said burn his house down with him inside I'm going to jail now but it was worth it
Making contact with members of the opposite sex in hopes of having sex
"Look at Shaun over there skeezin on that ho at the bar."
skeezin by BigD July 23, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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