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to be beaten up by police for a stupid reason.
"That dude got straight ske'd just for taking a tag, man!
Ske'd by carmelo anthonee July 29, 2006
Words you can keep
A weird combination of sketchy and edgy at the same time.
Person 1:Dude... All 30 of my pets died yesterday...
Person 2:That is hella skedgy
skedgy by TheOneAndOnlyUnitato November 21, 2016
Related Words
sked skedaddle Skedda Skeddy skedges skedadle Skedat Skedging skedoosh skeda
A skedump occurs when one takes a shit and squeezes so hard that he stimulates his prostate and skeets.
Timmy sat on the toilet and squeezed until the giant fecal root shot into the toilet. The huge release tickled his prostate and he had a nice skeet.
skedump by EpYoN March 9, 2005

skedoosh 

An action word ie: POW, Bang. to be used only when the situation calls for a word that goes beyond all limits of amazing.
"I will totaly take you down...SKEDOOSH!"
skedoosh by xxLaLa Lizzyxx July 3, 2008
The shortened version of the phrase "Let's get it". Used by cool and hip kids
"Skeddit before it is sold out"
"Let's Skeddit guys before I go to sleep"
Skeddit by JeffreyJames February 27, 2015
schedules for high school
DUDE, tomorow we have to go to orientation and pick up our skedges.
skedges by Prince Nippolean August 23, 2005
Stefan when there is two tests on one day. He must run fast.
Oh look, there is two tests on one day. Stefan is about to skedaddle
Skedaddle by MissedPigeon May 9, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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