Skankford
Skankford by Evil thing January 28, 2009
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Mark Sanford
1. To preach "family values" and "good morals" only to be caught violating said values and morals.
2. To disappear to Argentina without telling anyone where you are going.
3. Governor of South Carolina who disappeared to Argentina to see his mistress but lied and said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He didn't even tell his family he was leaving.
2. To disappear to Argentina without telling anyone where you are going.
3. Governor of South Carolina who disappeared to Argentina to see his mistress but lied and said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He didn't even tell his family he was leaving.
1. See hypocrite.
2. Many Nazi war criminals pulled Mark Sanfords after World War 2 to avoid prison or execution.
3. Mark Sanford is a dumbass hypocrite.
2. Many Nazi war criminals pulled Mark Sanfords after World War 2 to avoid prison or execution.
3. Mark Sanford is a dumbass hypocrite.
Mark Sanford by unknown342 June 24, 2009
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Bread Sanford
E. J. : Man, I'm broke af, my nigga!
Quincy: You big dummy, you better get your hustle on and get that Bread Sanford!
Quincy: You big dummy, you better get your hustle on and get that Bread Sanford!
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Stanford Rowing Team
Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.
A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.
A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.
"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"
Stanford Rowing Team by hickoryB October 21, 2013
Sanford Middle
Literal trash so many kids pull the fire alarm and get into fights almost every day.Its so fucking ghetto and is actual hell.
Some 5th grader-hey what middle school are you going to?
Another 5th grader-Sanford Middle.why?
Some 5th grader-yikes
Another 5th grader-Sanford Middle.why?
Some 5th grader-yikes
Sanford Middle by shrekismyactualdad June 9, 2019
skankard
Skankard.
A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.
A kancerd skank. A very nasty unwashed skank emitting a foul nauseating odor usually from the crotch area. A super skank. Appearance along with body hygiene both lacking severely.
Hey, yo!! That nasty skankard bitch looking like a dog and she's smelling even worse!! Bet you won't eat her out Jason!!
skankard by Sick MikeyG June 27, 2019
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