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The end result of a bad encouter with a not so high class female. Usually involves cash payouts or broken furniture.
Man 1- That girl of mine is crazy. She threw stuff at me cause i said she looked a little hobaggy.
Man 2- what a Skank Job
Skank Job by Carl November 27, 2003
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A person who is involved in job-skanking. This involves working in a series of different jobs, one after another, in a short space of time, or pursuing multiple job offers, again, usually all at the same time. This is usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of Mcjobs. Common among those desperately seeking enough cash to eat until the Blessed Day of finding Job Nirvana- a real job that pays enough to live off and that doesn't induce homicidal tendencies- is finally arrived at.
Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job-skank. Please Job God, bring me to Job Nirvana!
job-skank by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010

job skank 

1) A person who is involved in job skanking, usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of mcjobs.
Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job skank.
When you are banging someone from behind, pull out and leave a stripe of semen down someone's back... leaving a jizz line like a skunk's stripe.
Tony was banging Maria from behind when he pulled out and gave her a skunk job!
skunk job by Sancherino December 20, 2008
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