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Used to describe a person, place or unwanted hapeening. Meanings may include “Silly” “Weird” “Built-diffirent”

“Gross” comes from South African East Coast slang, deprived from the word “Skelm”...
“jusus! , die naai is poes skalem”

“Jona: Ek het jou dop gedrink.”
“ Josh: Fok my SKALEM!!”
Skalem! by AJ Skalem July 3, 2022
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Town of Salem 

A relatively new free-to-play indie game that resembles the classic party game: Mafia. The rules are as follows- Each player is randomly assigned a role. At night, some roles kill other roles. The next day, the remaining roles try to figure out who the killers are and hang them. This continues for the rest of the round. The end result? Lots of trust issues.
Danny, Logan, and Preston all mentally prepared themselves for their next round of Town of Salem.
Town of Salem by Sapphiz April 4, 2015

Town Of Salem 

A Social Deduction game that (similar to the group game mafia) has the goal of finding the killer. In late 2018 Town Of Salem had its server hacked and approx 7 million accounts were at risk of being stolen. Since Town Of Salem is available on Steam, people who bought it were at risk of losing their Steam account. It also was free until March of 2019 where Bot accounts swarmed the game and forced the creators to make it paid. Similar Social Deduction games are= Throne of Lies® The Online Game of Deceit, MINDNIGHT, Werewolf, Mafia Online
Person 1: "Did you hear of the new Town Of Salem update? They added 15 new roles!"
Person 2: "That was almost 3 years ago dude. Its paid DLC."
Person 1: "Oh."
Town Of Salem by ThatHurt October 18, 2019

Salem Witch Trials 

A bunch of bullshit trials back in 1692. A bunch of women and men were hanged because of a bunch of little girls trying to get attention. The evidence that was taken was the girls' word that other people's "specters" or spirits, that no one else could see had attacked them. Their religion made them dumbasses and caused them to judge unreasonably and murder innocent people with no evidence whatsoever.
The salem witch trials were a load of shit and caused many innocent people to die.

salem oregon 

A place of many wonders. It is full of various drugs and addictive things.
salem oregon by Godfool181 October 27, 2017

Salem bin Laden 

brother of Osama bin Laden, in 1979 he provided financing for George W Bush to start a small oil company called Arbusto this was the beginning of a long friendship and business relationship between the Bush family and the bin Laden family
Bush's friendship with Salem bin Laden has surely clouded his judgement in dealing with Osama bin Laden. Instead of aggressively persuing Osama, Bush invaded Iraq, removed Osama's mortal enemy Saddam Hussein from power and turned Iraq over to al Qaida.

salem middle school 

Salem middle school is a terrible school with it’s terrible guidance counselors and principal they say #spartanproud but in reality no one is proud of that school.
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