SJE

A Soul Jerking Experience. That uncanny feeling you get when your girlfriend walks in on you banging her sister, you're high on mescaline, you find out that you won the lottery, your house catches fire, and you get picked for the first manned mission to Mars, all in the space of thirty seconds.

Sarah Jones Sarah Jones Experience

When Raul tried the SJE, they found his butthole in Costa Rica, stuck in a tree, a week later.

by Dirk Hardly August 17, 2014

Sjert

To Ooze a mega tonne of liquid at a extremely fast rate.

"OMG BABY IM GONNA SJERT SO HARD ALL OVER YOUR FACE" - Stephen Hawking

by ShrexPest June 14, 2021

sjembek

word to describe a whining bitching person who doesn't know watskeburt (what is happening). Mostly without crown, and not at all 'bout it 'bout.

he's a total sjembek who's bitching but he doesn't know what's happening.

by Flap! February 28, 2008

Sjef

A desirable/attractive young man

Wow, look at him! He's a real Sjef!

by Sjef January 12, 2009

Sjer

An appellation for a beautiful person who is black from the back.

Dang, they be wearin some crew socks, runnin shorts AND they got a donk? They gotta be Sjer.

by G-$ Erday November 22, 2011

Sjenkske

Mlg Off Topic King, also known as SamRambles

Did you see the enw thread Sjenkske made?
You mean SamRambles?
W/e dude same person.

by l33t sniper December 18, 2010

Sjer'ed

Forcing your mistress to wear bondage gear in public places

That sick bastard Dan totally Sjer'ed this woman - made her wear a dog collar and beg for forgiveness at setbreak of the show.

by DeadFan50 January 11, 2009