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A Soul Jerking Experience. That uncanny feeling you get when your girlfriend walks in on you banging her sister, you're high on mescaline, you find out that you won the lottery, your house catches fire, and you get picked for the first manned mission to Mars, all in the space of thirty seconds.

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When Raul tried the SJE, they found his butthole in Costa Rica, stuck in a tree, a week later.
SJE by Dirk Hardly August 17, 2014
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To Ooze a mega tonne of liquid at a extremely fast rate.
"OMG BABY IM GONNA SJERT SO HARD ALL OVER YOUR FACE" - Stephen Hawking
Sjert by ShrexPest June 14, 2021
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word to describe a whining bitching person who doesn't know watskeburt (what is happening). Mostly without crown, and not at all 'bout it 'bout.
he's a total sjembek who's bitching but he doesn't know what's happening.
sjembek by Flap! February 28, 2008
Wow, look at him! He's a real Sjef!
Sjef by Sjef January 12, 2009
An appellation for a beautiful person who is black from the back.
Dang, they be wearin some crew socks, runnin shorts AND they got a donk? They gotta be Sjer.
Sjer by G-$ Erday November 22, 2011

Sjenkske 

Mlg Off Topic King, also known as SamRambles
Did you see the enw thread Sjenkske made?
You mean SamRambles?
W/e dude same person.
Sjenkske by l33t sniper December 18, 2010
Forcing your mistress to wear bondage gear in public places
That sick bastard Dan totally Sjer'ed this woman - made her wear a dog collar and beg for forgiveness at setbreak of the show.
Sjer'ed by DeadFan50 January 11, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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