sizzled

Beyong high, baked, cheeched, fried, blazzed, whatever your lingo is for being insanely high.

"Jimmy just smoked those 5 blunts to himself. He MUST be sizzled."

by MiJo September 1, 2008

sizzled

Roasted real hard.

The teacher roasted the student all the other students were like,
"Sizzled!"

by sassycassy0713 June 7, 2016

Sizzled

At a point where your mind is so utterly cooked because of porn, video games, discord, Twitter/X, Tiktok shorts or Instagram Reels that you have almost ADHD-Like symptoms or have this unfathomable desire to be glued to the screen. You've lost brain cells, you've lost mental capacity, all to get a hit of Dopamine and nothing better.

Being sizzled can have a correlation to having no good ambition or choice of career, being depressed and/or sleep deprived, and most importantly...

feeling like a bum. BECAUSE YOU ARE

Drake: Yooo crodie... (looking at phone)
KENDRICK: Man get the FUCK off the phone and stop stalling, you sizzled as shit.

by Raviable March 16, 2025

Sizzled Chicken Jung

This is simply another name for scrambled eggs. Not to be confused with any of the sexual acts with the same name.

"What the hell is that all over your face?"
"Sizzled chicken jung."

by Moth Monster Man January 16, 2009

sizzled on the grizzle

ghetto gangster way to say 'you got burned'

Teacher: So whats the only answer left John?

James: It be pi x 3

Teacher: Was I talking to you James? No I don't think so so you can just shut your mouth and stay that way.

Max: OHhhhh you just got sizzled on the grizzle!!

by You Know Im Hott July 23, 2007

sizzled icicle

when a man with a moustache goes down on a chick and when he comes back up he has cum in his moustache.

girl1- sean went down on me last ight and i jizzed n when he came back up he had my jizz in his stache but i didnt wanna say anything
girl2- ahhh, thts nasty, i went on urban dictionary the other day and im pretty sure thts called a sizzled icicle and i bet he felt like a retard when he seen it in the mirror

by C.G/diesel December 12, 2010

Sizzle Plate

Similar to in the doghouse, it means someone is on your bad side or shit list

"My boss owes me two weeks back pay so that mofo is real hot on my sizzle plate."

by So Cal Jim February 6, 2009