Sizle :) 

With you :)

I feel so happy when I’m sizle :)

Sizle :) by badboigg May 21, 2018

sizle

the word sizle refers to an bad circumstance. also, this term can apply to something that does not make sense.

that movie is a sizle.
when i got arrested i was in sizle.

sizle by kassria October 14, 2006

Fashizzle Sizle 

you must of just got owned by Fashizzle Sizle in a game of halo causing mass amounts of pain and agony as he valiently t bags your body into the ground.

Fashizzle Sizle got a rampage and owned all the freaking majors.

Fashizzle Sizle by ewerwoijreioajrewoai kyle March 7, 2008

Dysfunctional family size 

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.

Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

Dysfunctional family size by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012

Size Kink 

Being turned on/aroused at a distinct difference in size in comparison to your partner. Usually includes height, muscle size, penis size, and weight. It is generally used when referring to a submissive being turned on at being smaller than their partner, but goes both ways. (being turned on at your partner being smaller than you.)

Ugh, I've got a total size kink; I just go weak in the knees when he wraps his huge hands around my neck!

Size Kink by sams winchesters July 15, 2018

of size 

The euphemism for a large or obese person. Soon to be adopted by airlines who have to be careful not to overfill their flights.

"Oh man. Last week, I had to sit in a middle seat between two people of size. It was not pretty."

of size by Moggraider February 19, 2010

Adjusted Penis Size 

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.

Adjusted Penis Size by Ingrid Cole June 21, 2011