Size Lord 

The AlphaChads of a production based career or endeavor. A legendary sales god that moves weight like Pablo.
A size lord closes more deals in a week than you’ll ever get your grimy hands on in your entire lifetime. Size lords are monstrous producers in whatever industry they decide to slam their magnum dongs into and take no prisoners while doing so. Finance, insurance, real estate, dope game, auto sales, arms dealing, etc. - whatever their field, size lords out perform the rest of the 99% and spend their fat stacks on deal sleds that scream “this guy fucks”.

“Sam just crushed this cold call bro. Closed the dude like 4 times and got the deal back in house already signed by legal and ready to close.”

“That’s because Sam is a fucking size lord”

“I wish we weren’t interns anymore”

Size Lord by salesmammoth July 14, 2021

Size Lord 

Someone who wears their shirts tucked into their tight pants to show off their knock-off designer belts. Always golfs over 110. May or may not be missing hair.

That guy is a total size lord!!

Size Lord by DefinitionLord888 July 23, 2020