Sitchewation 

A small cringe moment that feels massive at the time, but can be soothed by just chewing some extra chill gum.

omg, bestie, i'm in a sitchewation..... my mum won't call the doctor for me anymore. i need to do it 😭😭😭
lol luke just tried to pet a dog and the dog totally ignored him, that's a sitchewation fr

Sitchewation by ketchum69 July 17, 2025

sitchiation 

just slang for a bad situation ; a problem

"That girl is spreading rumors about me."
"We have a sitchiation."

sitchiation by tatpm May 6, 2008

sicheation 

a playful variation of "situation" pronounced (sitch-ee-ash-en)

Upon discovering that no one had brought money to pay the bill: "Why, this is quite a sicheation we've got ourselves into."

sicheation by web 2.0 January 23, 2008

sitchitation 

The CB slanguage version of situation. A predicament.

Whent the pokeys pull over back doors, it's a terrible sitchitation.

sitchitation by Downstrike November 24, 2004

Sitchation 

A severely important or stressful instance that has, is, or will occur in the future. Generally spoken in a "redneck" vocal inflection with emphasis on the "a".

Bob how'd that sitchation with yer cousin turn out?

Sitchation by skypilot14 July 29, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020