A severely important or stressful instance that has, is, or will occur in the future. Generally spoken in a "redneck" vocal inflection with emphasis on the "a".
A smallcringe moment that feels massive at the time, but can be soothed by just chewing some extra chill gum.
omg, bestie, i'm in a sitchewation..... my mum won't call the doctor for me anymore. i need to do it 😭😭😭
lol luke just tried to pet a dog and the dog totally ignored him, that's a sitchewation fr
That maddening combo of straight-up itching AND irritation where your skin feels like it's crawling, burning, stinging, and begging to be scratched all at once. It's worse than a regular itch because scratching just makes the irritation flare up more. Usually hits after switching laundry detergent, a bad shave, mild sunburn, or when your eczema decides to act up. Basically, your skin is throwing a tantrum and won't chill.
Yo, this new body wash gave me the worst itchitation on my back — feels like fire ants are having a party and scratching just invites more guests.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."