A severely important or stressful instance that has, is, or will occur in the future. Generally spoken in a "redneck" vocal inflection with emphasis on the "a".
A small cringe moment that feels massive at the time, but can be soothed by just chewing some extra chillgum.
omg, bestie, i'm in a sitchewation..... my mum won't call the doctor for me anymore. i need to do it 😭😭😭
lol luke just tried to pet a dog and the dog totally ignored him, that's a sitchewation fr
That maddening combo of straight-up itching AND irritation where your skin feels like it's crawling, burning, stinging, and begging to be scratched all at once. It's worse than a regular itch because scratching just makes the irritation flare up more. Usually hits after switching laundry detergent, a bad shave, mild sunburn, or when your eczema decides to act up. Basically, your skin is throwing a tantrum and won't chill.
Yo, this new body wash gave me the worst itchitation on my back — feels like fire ants are having a party and scratching just invites more guests.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."