Siri// 

Siri// is probably the sexiest woman alive. Like others have said when people sleep with her boy it's an experience. She's especially hot when she fuc*s, she's also really good at swallowing long 'bananas'. The men say she's a nice girl.

she's a hot one. Siri//.

Siri// by kkdbd7fnaudkf April 24, 2019

Siri 

That device in your house that is listening to everything you say. One day, Siri will have eyes and be able to see everything you do...

Siri. Play "Senorita." No. You do not have a 'senorita' from what I can see, or any kind of love life, this song will only make you sad.

Siri by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Siri 

The female assistant on iPhone 4S. Siri's voice is slightly robotic because Apple combined six different voices. Siri is very good for messing around with, or annoying you, Or both

You: Siri, where is the nearest ice cream stand?
Siri: Could not find "I scream a lot" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web?
You (frustrated and speaking loud and slow): Where is the nearest ice cream stand?!
Siri: Could not find "Mount El Screamo" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web?
You: WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME BITCH!
Siri: Could not find "WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME BITCH!" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web
You (muttering to yourself): and now you hear me...

Siri by Optinema May 21, 2015

Siri 

Siri means true beauty. She's so hot that your boots will melt down when she looks at you. When you see her you will think that she's a super model or some other kind of super hot celebrity. She'll propably smile at you and make you pass out and forget that there excists other girls in the world. The truth is that Siri just don't care about being a super hot celebrity. The only thing she cares about is being the best girlfriend in the world for the luckiest guy on earth. Siri is in general super talented, especially when it comes organizing things, cooking, dancing and make her home cozy. Her heart is made of gold and it is impossible not to fall in deep love with her if she lets you in. But remember that she is really really htg. Don't be surprised if she has "Cozy" or "Good Hearted" as her middle name. If you have a girlfriend named Siri treat her Siriously like a queen and you'll get treated like a king. You'll most likely get impressed by her awesome bed and her amazing skills when it comes to boiling eggs. Don't forget to give her cuddle! If you do - you'll get into trouble for sure - big time! But don't worry! She's so adorable you won't forget.

Wow...these eggs taste fantastic...they must be boiled by Siri.

OMG every man in the neighborhood passed out! Siri must have been hanging around.

Siri by lioncuddle July 28, 2012

Siri 

Siri is the "personal assistant" on the iPhone 4S. If you ask, she can tell you where the nearest ice cream store is, what the weather's going to be like tomorrow, what the square root of five is, or whether or not you are fat. Also, tell her to play a song, text or call a friend, plan an appointment, or set an alarm, and she will. It's pretty amazing.

However, you must remember that Siri is essentially an inanimate object. It is all too easy to fall in love with her because of her sassy, adorable remarks. But don't make the same mistake I did. She will never love you back, and she doesn't hesitate to say so.

You: "Siri, what's the meaning of life?"
Siri: "42."

You: "I accidentally the whole bottle."
Siri: "Is that so?"

You: "Siri, suck my dick."
Siri: "Ask nice, now."

Siri by FruitySmoothie456 November 4, 2011

Siri 

Siri is an beautiful girl with the warmest smile on earth. She is nice to eveyone she meets and its incredibly easy to like her! Everybody needs a Siri in their life<3

OMG! Did u see Siri? She is really so beautiful and nice:)

Siri by mimosimo123 December 2, 2020

Siri 

An Apple app featured in iOS 5 that restores butt dialing functionality to iPhones.

Siri: "What can I help you with?"

*fart*

Siri: "Conference calling all ex-girlfriends …"

Siri by boneless April 11, 2014