Sir Realist

A Surrealist artist of the highest order.

See that wack job over there in the corner of the gallery? He's the Sir Realist.

Sir Realist by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010

surrealistic pillow 

Album by Jefferson [Airplane. The number one selling album in 1967. Great hits such as White Rabbit, Somebody To Love, Today, My Best Friend, and Plastic Fantastic Lover.

Q. Do you know any good Jefferson Airplane albums?
A. Yea, Surrealistic Pillow is their best

surrealistic pillow by Henry March 17, 2005

Surrealist 

A type of Artist. Very cool. Led by masters such as Salvador Dali.

Person: What type of artist are you/

Artist: I am a Surrealist

Surrealist by Surrealist February 7, 2004

Surrealist Documentary 

n.

In aspiring to open the imagination upon reality, Surrealism blurs the distinction between fact and fiction. In Surrealist documentaries the realistic effect is used to hook the viewer into the world represented by the film in order to disrupt taken-for-granted assumptions about that world. In Surrealist documentary, commentary is either absent, sparse or stripped of its dominance, becoming more of a dissonant or contrapuntal voice.

Examples of Surrealist Documentary:
- “Häxan” (English title: The Witches or Witchcraft Through The Ages) is a 1922 Swedish/Danish silent film written and directed by Benjamin Christensen. Based partly on Christensen's study of the Malleus Maleficarum, a 15th century German guide for inquisitors, Häxan is a study of how superstition and the misunderstanding of diseases and mental illness could lead to the hysteria of the witch-hunts.
- “Las Hurdes: Tierra Sin Pan” (1933), (English language: Land Without Bread or Unpromised Land) is a 27-minute-long documentary film directed by Luis Buñuel and co-produced by Buñuel and Ramon Acin. The narration was written by Buñuel, Rafael Sanchez Ventura, and Pierre Unik, with cinematography by Eli Lotar. The film focuses on the Las Hurdes region of Spain, the mountainous area around the town La Alberca, and the intense poverty of its occupants. Buñuel, who made the film after reading the ethnographic study Las Jurdes: étude de géographie humaine (1927) by Maurice Legendre, took a Surrealist approach to the notion of the anthropological expedition. The result was a travelogue in which the narrator’s extreme (indeed, exaggerated) descriptions of human misery of Las Hurdes contrasts with his flat and uninterested manner.
- “F for Fake” (1974), an Orson Welles film documenting/embellishing/fabricating information about "fakery" in general and about the famous "fakers" Elmyr de Hory and Clifford Irving.

Surrealist Documentary by Jrskow July 16, 2011

surrealist 

a fan of the webcomic SURREALITY written and illustrated by ASHES
surrealists tend to make theories and be involved with the comic itself by making fanart or just by publicly reacting to any of the pages

John: I wonder how many surrealists are out there..
James: You gotta check the forums to get an estimate, dude.

surrealist by J_102 March 29, 2013

Surrealist Facial Hair Stylist 

n.

1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious

2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist

3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another

ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.

ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.

ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.

Surrealist Facial Hair Stylist by mroconnell August 16, 2010

Surrealist 

A forum member, generally unknown or despised. Usually runs tiny websites with virtually no members. *sigh*

Surrealist: Hi, I'm Surrealist

Forum Member: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Surrealist by Surrealist February 7, 2004