simulbate 

(v.) to simulbate, simulbated, simulbating
The act of masturbating while playing the computer game Sims.

- but come on, the chances of you getting a girlfriend are what? 0?
- no i had one in the sims. actually, i'm gonna go download the sims 2, that way i can get lots of girlfriends and i'm going to get the british version. that way the girls have that sexy brit accent when they talk dirty to me.
- They don't talk in the sims2?
- They will when i'm sitting alone simulbating

simulbate by soul8o8 October 22, 2004

Simulbate 

The act of masterbating in close proximate to somebody else at the same time due to lack of other options for privacy.

Yo, we're going to be stuck living on these bunkbeds in this barracks in Bagdad for like a year. I'm gonna throw this curtain up, you can post up on your laptop over there and throw your headphones on. Don't look over here I won't look over there, and let's just go ahead and simulbate so neither of us walks in on the other later. And let's never speak of this again.

Simulbate by Maiorani January 13, 2016

silly simulator 

the only game were you can get beat up constantly without getting mad

silly simulator

silly simulator by someone else thats not u March 4, 2021

Simultemporal 

The nature of time as being simultaneous rather than sequential or linear. The experience of living time all at once, of past and future being equally present and equidistant.

The simultemporal experience was transformative, providing clarification of issues as diverse as the questions of free will and destiny, and the nature of death.

Simultemporal by Monkey's Dad September 18, 2019

hat simulator 

A first person shooter made by Valve Industries to make money

"What were you doing last night?"

"TF2"

"You mean that hat game?"

"Its not all about hats"

"The game is basically a hat simulator"

hat simulator by Dontaskaboutcake April 4, 2015

Goat Simulator 

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.

I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.

Goat Simulator by TheOneAndOnlyGoatMan May 18, 2014

Tuber simulator 

A still relevant game for mobiles and the game is available for free and that’s a great price

WHHHHAAATTTT!!! You’ve never played tuber simulator??
-PewDiePie

Tuber simulator by Notmyrealname422 July 7, 2019