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simulbate 

(v.) to simulbate, simulbated, simulbating
The act of masturbating while playing the computer game Sims.
- but come on, the chances of you getting a girlfriend are what? 0?
- no i had one in the sims. actually, i'm gonna go download the sims 2, that way i can get lots of girlfriends and i'm going to get the british version. that way the girls have that sexy brit accent when they talk dirty to me.
- They don't talk in the sims2?
- They will when i'm sitting alone simulbating
simulbate by soul8o8 October 22, 2004
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Simulbate 

The act of masterbating in close proximate to somebody else at the same time due to lack of other options for privacy.
Yo, we're going to be stuck living on these bunkbeds in this barracks in Bagdad for like a year. I'm gonna throw this curtain up, you can post up on your laptop over there and throw your headphones on. Don't look over here I won't look over there, and let's just go ahead and simulbate so neither of us walks in on the other later. And let's never speak of this again.
Simulbate by Maiorani January 13, 2016

silly simulator 

the only game were you can get beat up constantly without getting mad

Simultemporal 

The nature of time as being simultaneous rather than sequential or linear. The experience of living time all at once, of past and future being equally present and equidistant.
The simultemporal experience was transformative, providing clarification of issues as diverse as the questions of free will and destiny, and the nature of death.
Simultemporal by Monkey's Dad September 18, 2019

hat simulator 

A first person shooter made by Valve Industries to make money
"What were you doing last night?"

"TF2"

"You mean that hat game?"

"Its not all about hats"

"The game is basically a hat simulator"

Goat Simulator 

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.
I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.

Tuber simulator 

A still relevant game for mobiles and the game is available for free and that’s a great price
WHHHHAAATTTT!!! You’ve never played tuber simulator??
-PewDiePie
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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