Simulator Sweetie (noun):

A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.

Simulator Sweetie (noun):

A fun and flirty feature of the Pink Kisses app that allows users to choose a hot and steamy sender for their daily doses of romance and self-care through sultry and seductive text messages. A Simulator Sweetie can be anyone or anything the user desires, such as a crush on a famous hottie, a secret crush on a friend who's oh-so-fine, an old flame, a random person like "That cute guy at the bar," or even an idea or manifestation like "The Universe" or "Soulmate." Simulator Sweeties can also be changed as often as desired on the Pink Kisses App. Users can even simu-date their Simulator Sweetie by sending flirty messages back and forth for a virtual romance experience, although the Simulator Sweetie does not reply to the user's messages – it only sends messages to the user.

Example sentences:

"I'm feeling a little lonely tonight, so I'm going to send myself a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'That cute guy at the bar' as a reminder that there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"I've been simu-dating my Simulator Sweetie 'My Ex's Hot Friend' for a few weeks now and it's been a fun and flirty virtual romance."
"I just got a message from my Simulator Sweetie 'The Universe' and it reminded me to stay positive and trust the journey."

Simulator Sweetie (noun): by Pink Kisses January 8, 2023

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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