Kasprin's definitions

Algicosathlon

A series of a number of colored stickmen (athletes) trying to win a prize. Every event the athlete with the fewest points is eliminated. This goes on until there is only one athlete left.

Host: Navy is eliminated from Algicosathlon with 52 Points!
Navy: Screw you.

by Kasprin January 29, 2023

You're

the contraction of you are. And it's not your you illiterate *proceeds to say bad word*

some person: Your dumb
Other person: IT'S YOU'RE! HAVE YOU EVER USED YOUR BRAIN FOR ONCE?

by Kasprin December 29, 2023

Feminist

some stupid woman who says that women should be equally treated as men even though we literately work potentially life-ending jobs like being in the military.

Women's footballer: I deSeRVe EqUAl pAy!
Person with common sense: you're being a feminist.

by Kasprin December 29, 2023

simp

Some person (usually a guy) who donates a shitload of money to a female streamer (usually twitch) just to say their name and acknowledge their existence. like WHY WOULD YOU WASTE SO MUCH MONEY.

Person 1: * donates 3k to poki
Person 2: SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?

egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

april 5th 1989

The day of the Tianamen square massacre

Chinese citizen: April 5th 1989
Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

Ball Knowledge

How much you know about football

woman: My favorite club is ronaldo.
somebody spittin fax: women have no ball knowledge.

by Kasprin June 3, 2024