Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Kasprin

Ball Knowledge

How much you know about football

woman: My favorite club is ronaldo.
somebody spittin fax: women have no ball knowledge.

by Kasprin June 3, 2024

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You're

the contraction of you are. And it's not your you illiterate *proceeds to say bad word*

some person: Your dumb
Other person: IT'S YOU'RE! HAVE YOU EVER USED YOUR BRAIN FOR ONCE?

by Kasprin December 29, 2023

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ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?

egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023

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Feminist

some stupid woman who says that women should be equally treated as men even though we literately work potentially life-ending jobs like being in the military.

Women's footballer: I deSeRVe EqUAl pAy!
Person with common sense: you're being a feminist.

by Kasprin December 29, 2023

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The side of Manchester with no morals because they have a shit ton of money which they use to commit lots of FFP charges and buy their way to trophies. The Premier League doesn't do shit about it because man city bribe them to do nothing about it

guy: Manchester City won the ucl
other guy: OH FUCK IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

by Kasprin May 3, 2024

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Algicosathlon

A series of a number of colored stickmen (athletes) trying to win a prize. Every event the athlete with the fewest points is eliminated. This goes on until there is only one athlete left.

Host: Navy is eliminated from Algicosathlon with 52 Points!
Navy: Screw you.

by Kasprin January 29, 2023

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