simpkin 

The Anglo-Indian word for champagne, coined in the 1800s.

Also spelled “simkin”.

James: Let’s open a bottle of simpkin to celebrate!
Harry: A bottle of what?
James: It’s a bottle of champagne. Have you never read the Century Dictionary first published in 1889?
Harry: The what?
James: Never mind.

simpkin by wordchest May 1, 2020

simpkin 

easy to understand or deal with

synonyms:simple

Eugene is such a noob in madden. Beating him was simpkin.

simpkin by bazeballboy5757 October 11, 2008

Simpkin 

To receive a Rim Job while Urinating

Dude; Have you ever Heard of a Simpkin?
Girl; No I haven't what is it?
Dude; Follow me to the bedroom i'll show you.

Simpkin by dankbomber October 8, 2010

Richard Simpkin

British tank officer. Known for his theoretical work on manouevre warfare and expertise on russian langauge. Wrote many books about Sovjet manouevre theory. Translated works from M.N Tukhachevskij and parts from Field Manual 36 (PU-36) in his book Deep Battle.

Person 1. "According to Richard Simpkin soviet manouevre warfare consists of a turning force which interacts with holding force who simultanously engage the enemy over his entire depth and break down his defences".
Person 2. "Im not shitting you man. You will NEVER EVER get laid."

Richard Simpkin by Hamza April 25, 2006

Doing a Simpkin 

When you tell a really shit joke, do a stupid dance, or just be a general twat, then your doing a Simpkin

Oh God, Dave's doing a Simpkin on us.

Doing a Simpkin by Vortex April 3, 2004

Edward Simpkin 

The penis munching son of a gun pissed off his Dad so much his PlayStation along with his hopes and dreams were destroyed by his Daddy’s penis.

‘No not again Dad’ said Edward Simpkin

Edward Simpkin by EDL1979 December 3, 2018

Doing a Simpkin 

A simpkin is also when a guy tries to pull a girl with a 70s rollerdance and fails miserbaly

George tried a Simpkin, but got him nowhere

Doing a Simpkin by Bling_Master April 5, 2004