Simpasaur 

the act of simping over a girl for long periods of time, while not making any effort to get with her

That guy is a certified simpasaur.

Simpasaur by Josephrbiden March 2, 2021

Shopasaurus 

Large bottomed people who lean their upper bodies into the shopping cart while propeling said cart with their dinosaur shaped thighs. Typically they lumber slowly and often in small (number not size) packs. there is legtimate fear of being caught in front of a heard of these when the blue light goes off at K-mart.

A Shopasaurus is a large bottomed person at a Wal Mart, Target or any supermarket. See how they will lay their chest in the upper basket, sometimes lower their O2 tank into the cart, either cross their arms or grasp the sides of the cart, but never the handle and lumber down the aisles. they often turn their heads side to side as though ripping vegatation out of the ground as they communicate with their herd about just how many boxes of snack cakes to get this week.

Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.

The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.

Shopasaurus by mad anthony 86 June 20, 2011

Slopasaurus 

A person who has surpassed all previous notions of sloppyness, they have become so quickly intoxicated and so sloppy that they leave behind a path of destruction equal to that of a dinosaur. Often they deny their sloppyness and continue to increase it.

Broski: Dude, that girl was such a Slopapotamus last night!

Broseph: No. She stole and kept that whole bottle of vodka to herself, broke the coffee table, smashed her face off the wall, ran around naked, puked, called her ex at least five times, cried, was temporarily suicidal and then passed out on the toilet. That bitch was a full on Slopasaurus!

Slopasaurus by Slopasaurus Slayer March 27, 2011

pimpasaurus 

1. someone who has been pimping since diapers

2. a man who grows above and beyond a silverback

3. an uncontainable force no woman can resist

the pimp-a-saurus can often be found with the bajingo-saurus

his natural mate is the clitorous rex

"omg kevin is a prehistoric pimpasaurus on the hunt! watch out all pus-a-sauruses he's coming for you!"

pimpasaurus by who-could-resist-a-saurus April 23, 2009

pimpasaurus 

A guy with so many skills he is often the object of desire of so many women.

Coach is a pimpasauras, after he tagged all the hoes in one side of the building, he moved on to the next building.

pimpasaurus by Chief August 24, 2004

gimpasaurous 

a gigantic, monolothic, enormous gimp, when the term gimp is used to describe someone as a retard or similar. usually used by younger people when someone does something ridiculously stupid, i.e. more than worthy of being called a gimp so they are known as a gimp+asaurous= gimpasaurous.

kameron: i just took a shit on my mums bed
george: WTF! ur such a gimpasaurous
kameron: i know
george: you better go clean that up u freakin gimpasaurous, what the hell are you on crazy pills, takin a dump on ur mums bed.

gimpasaurous by ChiZeej June 13, 2007

Pimpasaurus 

A spritual being with such a strong grasp on the concept of "The Pimpin'" that he has reached the status of a Deity.

Pimpasaurus has such an uncanny knack for The Pimpin', he can turn any woman into a hoe simply by blinking in the direction they are from him. THAT is Pimpin'.

Pimpasaurus by Don "Magic" Juan June 11, 2006