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gimpasaurous 

a gigantic, monolothic, enormous gimp, when the term gimp is used to describe someone as a retard or similar. usually used by younger people when someone does something ridiculously stupid, i.e. more than worthy of being called a gimp so they are known as a gimp+asaurous= gimpasaurous.
kameron: i just took a shit on my mums bed
george: WTF! ur such a gimpasaurous
kameron: i know
george: you better go clean that up u freakin gimpasaurous, what the hell are you on crazy pills, takin a dump on ur mums bed.
gimpasaurous by ChiZeej June 13, 2007
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gumpasaurus rex 

the words gump and tyrannosaurus rex put together. to be gumpy means to look stupid or really goofy or lame. a tyrannosaurus rex is the gumpiest dinosaur ever. so when you call someone a gumpasaurus rex you are saying that they are far beyond being gumpy.
mike: look at josh over there, hes such a weirdo.
sam: wow he looks really goofy, call him over here.
mike: hey you, gumpasaurus rex, come over here!

Gympasaurus-Rex 

A slang for someone who has a disability with their walk that makes them walk like a T-Rex. This is generally funny because you can outrun one due to their gymp status.
Shavonnie is such a Gympasaurus-Rex, I love how she can't do shit about it.

Gimpasaurus Rex 

Tyrannosaurus Rex's that are heavily into BDSM. Just a kinky dinosaur.

Or to be used as an adjective for someone who is really into BDSM.
George: "Me and the Missus like to spice up the weekends with a bit whipping and paddling. She just loves being tied up while I spank her."
Kurt: "Woah, dude so you're like a Gimpasaurus Rex."
George: "Yeah, I suppose you could say that."

{George proceeded to put his hands on hips like superman with his hair blowing in the wind}

"I AM A GIMPASAURUS REX!!!!"
Gimpasaurus Rex by Xislac May 17, 2021
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