Simasaurus

A Simasaurus can be defined as a dark-haired female.
It is common for a Simasaurus to lash out unexpectedly, usually at a "Seamasarus" (See Seamasaurus ). A Simasaurus is usually kind and considerate, but when a Seamasaurus or a Seamasaurus look-a-like is near, a Simasaurus will become aggressive, and lash out at both the Seamasaurus and friends of a Seamasaurus. It is never a good idea to have both in the same room.

Ex. 1: "OhHotDamn, look at that Simasaurus!"

Ex. 2: "Crap! A Simasaurus walked in, better get Seamasaurus out of here..."

by LetsGetKinky June 13, 2011

sexasaurus

A character in R. Kelly's second favorite role play which features a jungle-like Jurassic Park atmosphere. Guests in R. Kelly's fanstasy will experience jungle love calls and ridiculous innuendo, which is said by some listeners to be "hot."

This scenario takes a close second to R. Kelly's favorite role play, most well known as "You be the potty".

"Well, what animal in the zoo would you like to be?"

"I'll be the sexasaurus."

by lcross April 21, 2008

Sickasaurus Rex

Somebody that is extremely awesome. It should not be confused with sick which is not as good.

You see that guy play hockey? He's a sickasaurus rex.

by gMoss the orig sickasaurus rex December 20, 2008

Sexasaurus

A very Sexy Dinosaur.
Most comonly found on the east side of Oahu in Kailua.
Found in it's natural habitat on the Le Jarin Acdemy.
Wears Kanye West Stunner Shades and Jonas Skinny Jeans !
Know as a plaaayer !

Student : Wooah is that a Sexasaurus ?!
Sexasaurus : What it do Baby Beu ,
Student : You got STYLE
Sexasaurus : Is that a mirror in your pocket , because i can see me in your pants .

by BabeAsMint April 18, 2009

Shitasaurus Rex

A shitasaurus Rex is a huge,life crushing, life changeing,shitty thing to happen to you.

You: Man, i've already spent so much on this wedding and her ring. I sure hope she says yes.
Trey: Your not gonna want to hear this, but josh said he fucked her last night and has been for a wile.
You: Well this is a huge Shitasaurus Rex.

by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010

shitasaurus

Many years ago when our planet was young, there lived the mighty shitasauras. I plied the land with fear. I people and animals alike ran for cover. For they were all afraid of the mighty shitasaurus.
As it turns our you to can appreciate the shitasauti by simply squatting down and taking a raw dump into your hand. Hold it up to your nose. Take a deep wiff and shout "SHITASAURUS!!!!"

Apon leaving the female bathroom and young and buxom girl scantily dressed took a delicate wiff and shouted "SHIRASAURUS" as the old woman came out of the bathroom. Everyone within 120 feet of her passed out (including the lovely and buxom girl which we may or may not have taken advantage of);)

by Ro-bert2 January 25, 2005

sarasaurus

That is the sarasaurus its the most rarest (and most diseased!) dinosaur that survived the big bang! (🍑🍆) the sarasaurus has many diseases! Like: hiv, toe fungus, ass cancer, herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, aids, pubic lice and more. The sarasaurus is a really sexual animal if you couldnt tell. The sarasaurus has a pink dildo in her dresser at home! The sarasaurus is easily annoyed, can be upset easily. Their common favorite color is pink, brown they like these colors because they have a shit kink and a pussy insides looks! The sarasaurus is kind and “loving” to her friends and makes fun of other people that she isnt friends with.

Wow! Thats a big sarasaurus!

by _Nicki_Minaj_ October 27, 2022