SimpAnnie 

The greatest bestest largest simpiest person besides kryzstof

Annie is a simpannie

SimpAnnie by anonymous September 15, 2020

Simpani 

A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.

Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy

Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020

Simpanzee 

Just like a simp but over the top. A simpanzee will not only simp for pussy, but will also simp for their Mother. Usually a MILF.

Hamish is such a simpanzee. I seen him hook up with Felicia’s Mother.

Simpanzee by VACATION PLANS! February 26, 2020

Simpanzee 

Is A Beta Male Is always jealous of Single Alpha Males. And wishes he could be free and liberated from that which he loathes. For he is owned and his sympathetic behaviors have Either Forever trapped him in the Perils of the Friendzone. Or he is dragged around by his significant other like a knock off Louis Voutton Suitcase.

Sadly to say My a friend You are A Simpanzee.
Word Credited By KingTin@youtube

Look at Chad Over their Getting Dragged Around By His Wife like a Simpanzee. I bet he hasn’t gotten action in atleast a few years. And I bet she is monkey branching on Instagram. He only graduated from the friendzone because of his Blue Pill White Collar Cuck Bucks.

Simpanzee by Lopaka R May 7, 2019

simpanzee 

A person who is a hardcore simp for another. They are such an extreme simp that they have descended past the level of humanity and are now an animal (hence the reference to "chimpanzee").

Did you see Bob? He's been simping over Michael for three months now and his simpery is showing no signs of stopping. He's become a real simpanzee.

simpanzee by eyelidlash July 18, 2021

Simpanzee 

A guy who will literally do anything to make his homies look stupid in front of his crush/crushes. Typically simpanzees are self conscious lil creatures of nature so they feel the need to put the unwanted attention on someone else. (And they tend to have the name clay)

A couple of homies chillin: (simpanzee see his crush) hey ryan remember that time you did something so stupid that even beetle juice would envy you. Ryan: you simpanzee you only brought that up cause kelly walked by, gosh i HATE being in public places with you.

Simpanzee by Yomammabiggerthanahorse January 28, 2021

simpanzee 

Simping monkey

Ah man that guy is such a simpanzee

simpanzee by antepan November 9, 2020