A nigga that goes out his way for a girl that doesn’t fw him/doesn’t want him. He sends her messages everyday knowing she doesn’t want him and is just being nice. He could try to buy her stuff and keep trying to talk to her, but it’s not gonna get him anywhere.
Girl: “good ig”
Boy: “What did you do”
*24 hours later after being left on read*
Boy: *gets depressed and thinks about sending more messages or buying her stuff*
Girl: *Proceeds to keep being nice and doesn’t want to hurt his feelings and just wants to be friends, but will gladly take the benefit out of it*
Someone observing: “damn that nigga really simpin for her. What a simp ass nigga.”
a dude gettin played for his money by a female or allows her ta walk all ova him jus ta get some ass
a simp ass nigga is...
1)dat nigga u see in da club tryna fight another nigga ova a bitch dat dont wanna be wit him.
2)any nigga dat pay fa pussy
3)a nigga dat fall in love wit and marry a known hoe
Characteristic traits that define a “simp ass nigga”
a man that is submissive towards females In hopes of sexual reward,
Usually a male that is extremely in touch with his sensitive side also the type of male that considers himself as a “nice guy” To stand out and impress females
A male that believes that crying and being in his “feels” is a positive characteristic to have in common with a female.
Most males with the first name Starting with a “c” or “a” are most commonly found to be in the simp category of male homosapiens
O are you really crying on Snapchat to raise your smv (sexual market value) ,you are a simp ass niggabro
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.