simp pimp 

A Simp Pimp, is someone who shamelessly accepts money, gifts, and favors from others who hold them in high regard. A Simp Pimp may have a small or large group of individuals who continuously shower them with valuables, gifts, money etc in hopes that the simp pimp will notice them, spend time with them, or sleep with them etc.

Much like a pimp extracts money from prostitutes, a simp pimp expects money from simps. It is a self aggrandizing term for people who openly abuse the generosity and kindness of "simps".

The simp pimp may acknowledge or give small rewards to the simps occasionally to lead them on, but will never actualize any meaningful relationship with a simp. Any simp who gains momentary acknowledgment through excessive gift giving is referred to as the "bottom bitch simp".

Common examples of simp pimps include: E-girls, cam-girls, strippers, and other sexy ladies who "get dummies for they money".

Nikki: Holy hell Megan, where'd you get all this money and fancy stuff?

Megan: My army of simps keeps giving me lots of valuable shit and doin favors for me, hoping that I give it up to them. I might if I feel like it, but I dunno, I'm waiting to see who my bottom bitch simp is.

Nikki: Damn Megan you're a savage AND a simp pimp!

simp pimp by IrisGreene June 13, 2020

Simp Pimp 

A person who has multiple people simping over them

Jennifer always has a lot of cash because she's a Simp Pimp.

Simp Pimp by I_tothe_J July 4, 2020

Simp Pimp 

A person who thinks they’re “all that” and can pull anyone they want, yet still only wants one person in a relationship.

Darren thinks he can get any girl, but only wants one girl. He’s a simp pimp

Simp Pimp by Simp Pimp March 11, 2023

Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 

A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is someone who chooses a woman over rocket league. The most common form of this, is choosing to hang out with a girl instead of grinding car soccer with the boys. A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is only acceptable when he gets some mad treatment, but it HAS to be top tier.

“Sorry man I can’t hop on rocket league today”

“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier treatment in the middle of a track”
“Fine, you’re excused.”

Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 by Gladium15 April 13, 2022

simp in pimp’s clothing 

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.

Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.

simp in pimp’s clothing by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022

Simp or pimp 

Similar to smash or pass where but instead of judging the sexiness of someone it's opinioning the amount of respect you'd give to that person where "Simp" stands for I'll treat that person like a queen/king (cuz yeah any act of kindness towards the opposite sex especially for females it's considered Simping nowadays) and " Pimp" stands for I have no respect for that person in fact I'll even pimp her/him if I could.

1: What about Tatiana, simp or pimp?
2: Totally simp for her, I know what kind of person she is and she deserves the best .

Simp or pimp by milked.cookie December 1, 2020

simp in pimp’s clothing 

(idm) a simp who tries to act like, or thinks that he pimpin, but actually he ain’t

Brian: Yo, he thinks he gon hit that but he ain’t neva gettin any
Steve: That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing

simp in pimp’s clothing by professorpimpin March 5, 2022