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Jarvx Simp Pimp 420

A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is someone who chooses a woman over rocket league. The most common form of this, is choosing to hang out with a girl instead of grinding car soccer with the boys. A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is only acceptable when he gets some mad treatment, but it HAS to be top tier.
“Sorry man I can’t hop on rocket league today”

“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier treatment in the middle of a track”
“Fine, you’re excused.”
by Gladium15 April 13, 2022
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Biggie ben

Biggie ben is a logical way of referring to talking Ben. Biggie Ben sayers are superior to everybody else in the universe and are also extremely intelligent.
“You’re a cool guy
“That’s because I say Biggie Ben”
“Okay.”
“Cool.”
“Tom and Angelica are also pussies
“Facts”
by Gladium15 November 12, 2022
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Forbidden cock punch

The Forbidden Cock Punch is an action of punching your friend’s cock in a full swing. Wind up, swing in a full range of motion, and demolish your friend’s wiener. This move will most likely put an end to all arguments.
“My friend was being a douche canoe so I gave him the Forbidden Cock Punch
by Gladium15 April 12, 2022
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