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Simp nigga

A black persons that is a simp

Simp ass nigga 

A nigga that goes out his way for a girl that doesn’t fw him/doesn’t want him. He sends her messages everyday knowing she doesn’t want him and is just being nice. He could try to buy her stuff and keep trying to talk to her, but it’s not gonna get him anywhere.
Boy: “How was your day?”

Girl: “good ig”
Boy: “What did you do”
*24 hours later after being left on read*
Boy: *gets depressed and thinks about sending more messages or buying her stuff*
Girl: *Proceeds to keep being nice and doesn’t want to hurt his feelings and just wants to be friends, but will gladly take the benefit out of it*

Someone observing: “damn that nigga really simpin for her. What a simp ass nigga.”

Simp ass nigga 

a dude gettin played for his money by a female or allows her ta walk all ova him jus ta get some ass
a simp ass nigga is...
1)dat nigga u see in da club tryna fight another nigga ova a bitch dat dont wanna be wit him.
2)any nigga dat pay fa pussy
3)a nigga dat fall in love wit and marry a known hoe
Simp ass nigga by MAC^ MAC^ October 5, 2006

Simp ass nigga 

Characteristic traits that define a “simp ass nigga”

a man that is submissive towards females In hopes of sexual reward,
Usually a male that is extremely in touch with his sensitive side also the type of male that considers himself as a “nice guy” To stand out and impress females

A male that believes that crying and being in his “feels” is a positive characteristic to have in common with a female.

Most males with the first name Starting with a “c” or “a” are most commonly found to be in the simp category of male homosapiens
O are you really crying on Snapchat to raise your smv (sexual market value) ,you are a simp ass nigga bro

Simp ass Nigga 

buying women you met a few days ago hundreds of dollars worth of christmas gifts
Bro i just bought this girl a $40 shirt, i’m already working over $100. This is a Simp ass Nigga.
Simp ass Nigga by wavyali December 23, 2019

SIMP ASS NIGGA 

Ayo, you know that SIMP ASS NIGGA Jake?
SIMP ASS NIGGA by CHOONGUS420 March 10, 2020
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