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Simmerron 

Da infamous "Cadillac dat wasn't", with a hideous body-design and a lackluster engine dat always ran a bit hot, matching da tempers of any folks unfortunate enough to drive them.
Da Cadillac Simmerron has a bit of a cult following nowadays, just as with other classic "cars we loved to hate" like AMC's Pacer and Gremlin. But most folks --- and even GM itself --- would prefer to just forget about them!
Simmerron by QuacksO October 7, 2023
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Simmering 

The act of leaving someone's friend request on Facebook unanswered: i.e. neither accepting nor rejecting.
"She added me on Facebook, and I'm just letting her simmer there"

"Her friend request is simmering"

"Why have you just left me simmering on Facebook???"
Simmering by CJJC March 5, 2013

simmerant 

An attitude combining simmering anger on the verge of explosion with the subsequent inevitable progression of attitude into verbal explosion- hence the rant.

To be boiling beneath the surface with only the slightest skin of resistance between restraint and going postal.
After being dumped by his girlfriend for a state trooper, Todd was the picture of simmerant when he was pulled over on the way home by the very same trooper.
simmerant by Kishote November 30, 2005

simmerman 

a simmerman is known as the king of all tweens. It's very rare to see a simmerman without two tweenies under both of his arms. simmermans are always trying to win a dart championship so they can pull even more tweens then they already do. i once heard a simmerman say he is addicted to alcohol, chew and tweenies. simmermans have a very slender penis, it looks similar to that of a monkeys. but dem tweenies don't care. they prefer the name daddy over thier real name but also respond to king tween. You might often see a simmerman cruising around highschools in the area, where they scopes out tweens and even cruises around the elementary schools to see whats going to be on the market in a few years.
There goes that simmerman with them tweenies again.

I wish i could get them tweens like a simmerman.
simmerman by pancake jam master November 10, 2011

Norman summerton 

A normal grandad-type pig who also eats "frenchy fries" and wears "titty-cups".
I went round for tea and dude was full on norman summerton!
Norman summerton by Brain bird January 28, 2022

summerton 

someone who works harder than anyone ever could. one that works until he sweats so much his shirt is drenched-but wont stopworkin-he'll just take off his shirt! isnt a quitter&wont stop till done& done right.Teach a summerton only once&he knows4 LIFE!
That guy's trying to work as hard as a summerton!" "Now that's a summerton, staying until the jobs done right!
summerton by gailwind January 17, 2011