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Simmeron

Da infamously-awful "compact Cadillac" sedan dat everyone who bought one was majorly steamed about.
When all was said and done, da Cadillac Simmeron was just a non-luxury sedan dat was sold at a much-higher price than its Chevy counterpart.
by QuacksO October 19, 2025
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Simmering

The act of leaving someone's friend request on Facebook unanswered: i.e. neither accepting nor rejecting.
"She added me on Facebook, and I'm just letting her simmer there"

"Her friend request is simmering"

"Why have you just left me simmering on Facebook???"
by CJJC March 5, 2013
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simmerant

An attitude combining simmering anger on the verge of explosion with the subsequent inevitable progression of attitude into verbal explosion- hence the rant.

To be boiling beneath the surface with only the slightest skin of resistance between restraint and going postal.
After being dumped by his girlfriend for a state trooper, Todd was the picture of simmerant when he was pulled over on the way home by the very same trooper.
by Kishote November 30, 2005
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simmerous

An emotion that you can't explain or describe at the time. - halie pokladnik
Im feeling simmerous
by an emotion August 12, 2015
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Simmeon

Name for a person with a short temper. He is usually cool and loves like no other. He is smart, handsome, funny, and is caring. Everyone likes him.
Hey Simmeon! You're awesome dude.
by Simnats February 8, 2012
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simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')
Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.
by Crebs January 15, 2010
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simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole
Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano
by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017
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