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Kai

One of two members of the famous band Milquetoste, creators of such epics as "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".
Human: OMG it's Kai!!!
Moron: Who?
Human: Kai! From Milquetoste!
Moron: Ohh...
by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
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Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.
I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.
by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
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Dashiell

Me
Hi, I'm Dashiell.
by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023
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Draem

A confusing as hell dream.
I have to be draeming, right?
by DashiellShatter April 24, 2023
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Eggplant Motorcycle

When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland
I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!
by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023
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Summit Bottle

A bottle filled with boring and monotonous shit
You collect toenails? That's one big Summit Bottle.
by DashiellShatter April 21, 2023
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Tristan

The greatest guy in existence
OMG IT'S TRISTAN!!!!! *anime squeal*
by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023
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