Urban Dictionary: Definitions by DashiellShatter

Spht

A character from the 1994 classic, Marathon. Commonly used as a replacement for shit.

Itzrien: Oh well, spht happens.

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A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

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The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.

I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.

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A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

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The famous band behind "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".

Person 1: Do you listen to Milquetoste?
Person 2: Fuck yeah!

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One of two members of the famous band Milquetoste, creators of such epics as "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".

Human: OMG it's Kai!!!
Moron: Who?
Human: Kai! From Milquetoste!
Moron: Ohh...

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OMG IT'S TRISTAN!!!!! *anime squeal*

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