DashiellShatter's definitions

Kai

One of two members of the famous band Milquetoste, creators of such epics as "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".

Human: OMG it's Kai!!!
Moron: Who?
Human: Kai! From Milquetoste!
Moron: Ohh...

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Milquetoste

The famous band behind "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".

Person 1: Do you listen to Milquetoste?
Person 2: Fuck yeah!

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.

I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Spht

A character from the 1994 classic, Marathon. Commonly used as a replacement for shit.

Itzrien: Oh well, spht happens.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Summit Bottle

A bottle filled with boring and monotonous shit

You collect toenails? That's one big Summit Bottle.

by DashiellShatter April 21, 2023