Dashiell

Me

Hi, I'm Dashiell.

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

Eggplant Motorcycle

When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland

I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

Draem

A confusing as hell dream.

I have to be draeming, right?

by DashiellShatter April 24, 2023

Kai

One of two members of the famous band Milquetoste, creators of such epics as "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".

Human: OMG it's Kai!!!
Moron: Who?
Human: Kai! From Milquetoste!
Moron: Ohh...

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Summit Bottle

A bottle filled with boring and monotonous shit

You collect toenails? That's one big Summit Bottle.

by DashiellShatter April 21, 2023

Silenced PP7

A fucking powerhouse only used by English spies

"Damn bro you got a silenced PP7? I didn't know you were Bames Jond!"

by DashiellShatter April 21, 2023