DashiellShatter's definitions

Spht

A character from the 1994 classic, Marathon. Commonly used as a replacement for shit.

Itzrien: Oh well, spht happens.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.

I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Milquetoste

The famous band behind "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".

Person 1: Do you listen to Milquetoste?
Person 2: Fuck yeah!

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Kai

One of two members of the famous band Milquetoste, creators of such epics as "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".

Human: OMG it's Kai!!!
Moron: Who?
Human: Kai! From Milquetoste!
Moron: Ohh...

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Tristan

The greatest guy in existence

OMG IT'S TRISTAN!!!!! *anime squeal*

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023