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A man who is extremely handsome, super fucking hilarious, charming, has a big heart, intelligent, emotionally intelligent, he's the best daddy in the whole world, always wants to help others, is very talented at anything he does, can play drums and the guitar like a panty dripping Rockstar, knows how to please his woman, has a big package.... Oops, I meant is the whole package. Like everything you would want your man to be... He's totally perfect. And that is what a Sicles is.
I married me a Sicles.
Sicles by AnonyMoose11 May 9, 2023

Thunder Bastard Poverty Sicles 

n. Warm weather snack, highly efficient anti-boredom tool.

Take one of the ready-mixed packages of Kool-Aid lemonade and sink the entire package in a pitcher of water. The higher concentration, the better. After all the Kool-Aid dissolves, get a bottle of lemon juice concentrate. Add as much as you feel like, a lot or a little, it really doesn't matter. After you stir that in for awhile, pour the mix into an icecube tray, cover it in saran wrap, and put toothpicks in each one, making poverty sicles. The end result will be a sickeningly sweet lemonade popsicle.

However, you don't have to use lemonade mix, or even the ready-made Kool-aid packages. You can use any flavor, just so long as you get the sugar right (or wrong, depending). I recommend a minimum of 10 packets if you're going to go that route, then fill the pitcher about halfway and add as much sugar as the water will hold. Test, correct where needed.
Tyler drew the short straw and had to test the first batch of Thunder Bastard Poverty Sicles. He took one lick and about went into sugar shock.

fuck sicles 

Synonymous to the word "fuck". Often exclaimed mistakenly, and spontaneiously, during fits of childish and playful rage.
If one were to perish suddenly in a game of Mario 64, one might utter, "Fuck sicles."
fuck sicles by An Anonym December 14, 2008

tit-sicles 

Tits so succulent you can eat them.
Brydon Woah did you see hal's moms tit-sicles?

PJ See em? i sucked em!
tit-sicles by HalYurAznPal December 4, 2007

shred-sicles

Malmsteen has mad shred-sicles.
shred-sicles by Total Eclipse October 26, 2007
Only child, i.e. without bothers or sisters.
No siblings.
My "sibless" son is sometimes lonely without brothers or sisters.
sibless by George Rouail October 15, 2010