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Siamese Cat 

The Siamese cat exists at the top of the hierarchy of the feline world with respect to beauty, grace, loyalty and intelligence. It's sapphire-blue eyes are a one-way mirror to it's soul, allowing him to see us, but us not him. His loyalty is unparalleled, his love has no limits. He waits, for what we are not sure.
There is no better friend, or perhaps no worse enemy, than a Siamese cat. His powers of discrimination are keen. He knows you better than you do.
Siamese Cat by Rod C. Venger February 26, 2006
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Siamese Cat 

A cat with short hair and colour points along with blue eyes. It also has beige fur.
The siamese cat looks majestic
Siamese Cat by MEEZERMEOWBOI January 17, 2021

siamese cat fight 

When two chinese girls get in a fight. (Like a cat fight but with chinese girls.)
" oh shit, there's a siamese cat fight going on over there."

" I was so mad at her, I almost started up a siamese cat fight."

Lynx Point Siamese cat 

The worst fucking cat breed ever they piss under your bed and scratch your ass
"I hate bob he pissed on the couch AGAIN"

"Who's bob"

"My lynx point Siamese cat"

watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat 

A good insult to against people you despise.
She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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