Leonard look at that shwalrus sitting over there! She's probably eaten nine times today, just seeing her ruined my day, like putting ketchup on a filet mignon. The fat rolls are cottage cheese cascading like a waterfall over everything. I bet her cronge smells like soured rotten infection.
by SimonClint November 10, 2018
Get the Shwalrus mug.Swalrus is a breed of walrus created by the hollywood actress, Yolocorn. They are brown and fat and fluffy creatures, unable to see their eyes, covered in fluff. They have long furry tails and big fluffy flippers, they are found on the land of Pepsica, a huge land between yolocorn land and jorvik, they are found flying in the air with their fur as wings. They are usually friendly creatures, they can squeal and opera sing, as that's what they were bred for.
Dana; "WOW, look! there's a swalrus!"
Iris; "Wow, it's so fluffy and cute, I want one, let's go and catch one!"
Iris; "Wow, it's so fluffy and cute, I want one, let's go and catch one!"
by Bambithecat August 30, 2013
Get the Swalrus mug.a flying creature that looks like a walruss but it is not a walruss. a shmalruss has two long teeth and it wears a sombrero with polka dots on it. the shmalruss alsi has an elongaated body like a snake and its mating call is played via the nose flute
by Sammy the shmalruss February 15, 2009
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