Shwalrus 

A she walrus. A woman who is morbidly obese and can not do much but lay there like a beached whale.

Leonard look at that shwalrus sitting over there! She's probably eaten nine times today, just seeing her ruined my day, like putting ketchup on a filet mignon. The fat rolls are cottage cheese cascading like a waterfall over everything. I bet her cronge smells like soured rotten infection.

Shwalrus by SimonClint November 10, 2018

Swalrus 

Swalrus is a breed of walrus created by the hollywood actress, Yolocorn. They are brown and fat and fluffy creatures, unable to see their eyes, covered in fluff. They have long furry tails and big fluffy flippers, they are found on the land of Pepsica, a huge land between yolocorn land and jorvik, they are found flying in the air with their fur as wings. They are usually friendly creatures, they can squeal and opera sing, as that's what they were bred for.

Dana; "WOW, look! there's a swalrus!"

Iris; "Wow, it's so fluffy and cute, I want one, let's go and catch one!"

Swalrus by Bambithecat August 30, 2013

shmalruss 

a flying creature that looks like a walruss but it is not a walruss. a shmalruss has two long teeth and it wears a sombrero with polka dots on it. the shmalruss alsi has an elongaated body like a snake and its mating call is played via the nose flute

dude! i left my shmalruss in washington DC

shmalruss by Sammy the shmalruss February 15, 2009