shmalruss 

a flying creature that looks like a walruss but it is not a walruss. a shmalruss has two long teeth and it wears a sombrero with polka dots on it. the shmalruss alsi has an elongaated body like a snake and its mating call is played via the nose flute

dude! i left my shmalruss in washington DC

shmalruss by Sammy the shmalruss February 15, 2009

schmalfuss 

Schmalfuss originates from two words, "schmal" and "fuss"

To schmalfuss is to kick up an unnecessary fuss or trouble about nothing. Schmal comes from small(and fuss from fuss.) It is used in conversation regularly when describing menstrual or pregnant women who are making trouble out of nothing. To make a mountain from a molehill. To make something from nothing.

Stop bitching about every little thing! Good god, you are practically a schmalfuss!

schmalfuss by Phil Anthropist July 23, 2007

Shwalrus 

A she walrus. A woman who is morbidly obese and can not do much but lay there like a beached whale.

Leonard look at that shwalrus sitting over there! She's probably eaten nine times today, just seeing her ruined my day, like putting ketchup on a filet mignon. The fat rolls are cottage cheese cascading like a waterfall over everything. I bet her cronge smells like soured rotten infection.

Shwalrus by SimonClint November 10, 2018

shalyussy 

For when something is really amazing. Like more amazing than usual. Like Shaly is used for a word when something is amazing, and adding an ussy means the situation is even more amazing than usual. So only use it in special occasiosn.

Person 1: I won the lottery!

Person 2: What? That's so shalyussy!

shalyussy by Reyanna's Husband December 29, 2022

shmalyssa 

the term shmalyssa is commonly used to define ugly hairless balls. mostly used among youngins, targeted towards women with long black hair extensions.

“hey.. u think that girls got shmalyssa ?”
“for sure, look at her hair!”

shmalyssa by nishandlishlovesnackwraps January 2, 2025